Yo, so checc this out real quicc:
We already know, as Josh so graciously enlightened us, that Michael plays Mercutio in the 1996 adaptation of Romeo and Juliet. Juliet. Juliet is an Other and she stays mackin on Jack, but the two can never be because of the head honcho. Forbidden love.Thus, Jack is Romeo. But that’s an entirely different theory (besides, we’re not gonna talk about that jaghole around here).
Now, Juliet’s last name is Burke. As Jaren pointed out, there is quite the obsession with children amongst the Others. Who do we know that is/was a child with the name Burke?
That’s right ladies and gentlemen. Zeb Burke-Conte is Sun’s baby.
Zeb has a wonderful channel called zebandfriendsgames. On this channel he does a Let’s Play of Mario Forever, in which players take on different worlds with ever changing climates. Sounds pretty similar to a certain island we know of, no? And if we’re willing enough to call Jack the main protagonist, which would make him Mario, wouldn’t that make Locke his Luigi, the constantly overshadowed brother who is looking for his shot at being cool and looked up to? I’m sorry, I’ll be sure to warn you next time I blow your mind.
TL;DR LOST is actually just an artist’s interpretation of the Mario world.
-Dr. Complex# M.D.
Breaking Josh’s ankles and looking damn good doing it
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